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Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English

15% Yankee

10% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Your Seduction Style: The Dandy

You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations. Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories. It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you. You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

American Cities That Best Fit You:

65% Austin

60% Washington, DC

55% Miami

55% San Diego

50% Atlanta

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Your 80s Theme Song:

Your 80s Theme Song is Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' by Michael Jackson

What's Your 80's Theme Song?

Your Life Path Number Is 4

4 You are the most trustworthy, practical, and down-to-earth of individuals; the cornerstone members of society. The goal of your life path is learning to take orders and to carry them out with dedication and perseverance. You always demand as much from yourself as you do from others, and sometimes a lot more. You have the kind of will power that is often mistaken for sheer stubbornness. Once a decision is made, it will be followed through to the conclusion, right, wrong, or indifferent. You are very set in your ways and determined to handle things the way you are so certain that they should be handled. Your tenacity of purpose and ability to get the job done borders on obsession. You are an excellent organizer and planner because of your innate ability to view things in a very common sense and practical way. You are a wonderful manager with a great sense of how to get the job done. Loyal and devoted, you make the best of your relationships, and you are a dependable business partner. Friends may be few in number, but you are very close to them and once friendships are made, they often last a lifetime. The number 4 is solidly associated with the element of earth from which it gains it strength and utter sense of reality. You are one of the most dependable people you know. If patience and determination can ever win, you are sure to achieve great success in life. The negative side of the 4 can prove dogmatic to an excess, narrow-minded, and repressive. A lot of superficial people turn you off, and you lack the tact to keep your feelings from being totally clear to all around. Additionally, the negative 4 has a bad tendency to get too caught up in the daily routine of affairs. If you're not careful, you'll often miss the big picture and major opportunities that come along once in a while.

What Is Your Life Path Number?

Your Hippie Dude Name is: Freedom

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Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is: Test Firing the Death Star

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Until Next Time,

~David~